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the world according to hayson™

inappropriate and blatantly bitchy. of course.

What can't you learn from Jimmy Eat World? Clarity Live Now Available
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I took part in a piece of history tonight, with Jimmy Eat World's live online show from their studio. Abuzz via Twitter, thousands were tuned in to the live feed in which the band performed six songs (from requests) to promote their new album, "Clarity Live". The album is a live performance from Tempe, AZ, of their entire "Clarity" album.

Order the album for $8.99 in whatever format you please over at http://www.jimmyeatworld.com ... and follow them on twitter @jimmyeatworld

I think I'm going to crawl into bed and listen to the album...should make for sweet dreams!

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad... Adam Lambert on Idol
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Tonight was "Pick a song from the year you were born" night on Idol. Everyone's favorite hot topic homosexual sang "Mad World" by Tears for Fears, in the style of Gary Jules (a la Donnie Darko).

Video and mp3 are already available here until Fox yanks them.

Let me know what y'all think, and follow me on Twitter if you're inclined @haysonpaul

x's, o's, and guyliner,
-hayson

PARTY DOWN, dude!
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Really.

Available on Starz! or Starz onDemand, the new series is from Rob Thomas (creator of Veronica Mars and Cupid) and Paul Rudd, and it makes me happy every time.

The show is only three episodes in, but I'm already loving it. The cast is comprised of great talent, many from Veronica Mars (yay!), including: Jane Lynch (Best in Show, Role Models, guest role on VM); Ryan Hansen (VM regular as "Dick", Friday the 13th, Power Rangers); Lizzy Caplan (Cloverfield, Mean Girls -- suck onnnn that!); Ken Marino (VM regular as "Vinnie Van Lowe", Role Models); Martin Starr (Freaks & Geeks, Knocked Up, Adventureland); and Adam Scott (guest role on VM as the pervy teacher, Tell Me You Love Me).

Additional Veronica Mars alumni appearances include Enrico Colantoni (Keith Mars), Jason Dohring (Logan Echolls), Alona Tal (Meg Manning), and the awesome Ed Begley, Jr. (Dean O'Dell).

Veronica Mars herself, Kristen Bell, will appear in a guest spot in the season finale.

Way to go, guys!

I cannot describe the awesomeness of PhotoBooth
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Real World: Brooklyn - possibly the least interesting season so far
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Well, well. Real World: Brooklyn. It seemed like there was more potential there to go more places...but really, it just ended up being a rather bland "battle of the sexes" type thing. And I've got "Wife Swap" for that.

What started as "groundbreaking" with the show's first transgender roommate (Katelynn), it just showed us that a tranny is just another bitchy diva who doesn't pick up her shit around the house. The gay dolphin-trainer, who drinks too much and then talks shit, yells, and breaks shit.... Sara, the former lesbian, who just "doesn't care" about anyone else.... Devyn, always on the phone... really not that interesting.

The folks on the show who I did appreciate (on some level) were Scott, possibly the most responsible of the group... or at least he tried to be, though sometimes he ended up proving he can be just as childish as the rest. Chet, for his random vocabulary and odd interest in large penises or boobs... Ryan, the Iraq vet & musician who ended up being called back to duty... and Baya, the chillest one in the house, who never got much screen time.

All in all, I'd say the entire season was a bit of a flop. No jobs. No vacation. It was nice to see them volunteering and "finding their place" - but with so much room for something interesting, it just felt dull.

Thoughts, anyone?

Fly free, Megan Joy!
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I've been championing this girl since I first saw her audition, with that quirky and bubbly voice and personality. This week, she was sent home, not really to anyone's surprise. The nice thing though, was that she seemed ready to go home... and also (I'm quoting someone from Twitter, but I can't recall whom) she seemed like she was "in on the joke" of American Idol. She knew she wouldn't win, and I think it's been pretty clear that the 23-year-old single mom just wanted to get home to her baby.

It was fun, Megan... and I look forward to hearing more from you in the future--not as an Idol (thank goodness) but as you, the crazy girl you are. Caw caw, rockin robin!

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE trailer!
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UPDATE: Now available in HD at Apple.

See it here:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/

(And the song is "Wake Up" by Arcade Fire)

Why is Nicolas Cage still making movies?????
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...anyone? Anyone??....

I'm doing the "Corkrey" dance... she made it! (Woo-hoo!)
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YAY MEGAN! After not making it to the top 12 from the "Group 2" performance night/week/whatever, she slam dunked it with her performance of "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree". I knew she'd rock it from the moment she sang "Can't Help Lovin' That Man of Mine" in her SLC audition. You go, girl!

Watch the performance:

If Disney bio-engineered Gerard Way, he would look like this:
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"Pleased as Punch" with The Real World: Brooklyn
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Okay, so, The Real World: Brooklyn is a very interesting season of this long-running series.

We've got:

J.D., the gay dolphin trainer (who allegedly slept with CNN Silver-fox Anderson Cooper), who doesn't know his limits when it comes to drinking, and has been known to talk some serious shit or shatter a glass table when he's had a few too many.

Ryan, the Gettysburg Veteran.... completely cute in that American Eagle sort of way, and probably one of the more balanced of the bunch. I loved his ode to Chet when he sang "I Knew My Roommate Was Gay" in the season premiere. Priceless.

Sara, the emo ex-lesbian, avoids confrontation whenever possible. She's had a rough past, and she's sweet, but kind of lacks a backbone when it comes to social interaction or power-struggles. I can relate.

Devyn, the sassy one, is on the phone much too much as far as I can tell from watching the show. She's got additude and speaks her mind. Admirable, but not necessarily reliable.

Chet, the MetroMormon, might be the Ambiguously Gay Duo's rival for ironic ambiguousness. Hailing from Salt Lake, Chester sews his own hot-pink (love it), purple, and baby pink clothing (see photo above). The wannabe-TRL-host is also oddly intrigued by our resident dolphin trainer's Magnum condoms. Pretty gay, right? Nope, just a little Mormon.

Scott, Scott, Scott.... he's SO pretty. And he knows it, but doesn't TOTALLY flaunt it. He's cool with whomever, as long as they're cool with him, and I like that. Abercrombie can also play the game with the roommates (stealing the car keys), but doesn't get consumed by the drama.

Baya, the "tugboat".... seems pretty chill. She wants to dance (Hello, Julia Stiles), and isn't sure whether or not she's ready for the conservatory (*cough*CENTER STAGE*cough*). She doesn't see the big deal in all the other house drama.

Katelynn, the trangender. S(he)'s "a pioneer," as MetroMormon Chet claims. Not necessarily the most likeable character in Brooklyn, but definitely interesting. With the right coaxing or conversation, Katelynn is an open book for anyone willing to listen and not afraid to let it all hang in on a stripper pole....or support beam.

This entire season is proving to be an education tool, mainly for teaching acceptance of transsexuals. And Mormons. Well....

Really, none of the seasons are exempt from having something great to teach people. Throw seven (er, eight) strangers into a house, and a lesson is bound to be learned.

I appreciate the opportunity to play voyeur to these "characters". This season (and maybe in a few seasons passed), the roommates are finding their own jobs, their own careers, their own direction, their own lives. Volunteering with The Center, attending film school, modeling dresses, honing cheesy tv-show hosting abilities, or modeling (droooool...you GO, Scott!)...... every one of the roommates seems to be trying to find their niche. It seems more down-to-earth than, say, a job with all your roommates as a promoter of some Vegas nightclub.

Props to Bunim/Murray for the series, and always managing to keep it interesting.

Just now visiting Glasvegas
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I saw Glasvegas perform "Geraldine" on Craig Ferguson last week, and I've begun to seriously dig them. Along the lines of Kings of Leon's latest album, with the spirit of melancholy soulful and layered grunge rock, Glasvegas has definitely found their way onto my playlists.

Watch the video below, with a special appearance by William Shatner.


Megan Corkrey won me over
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Sounding a little Zooey Deschanel, a little Feist-y, Megan Corkrey from the American Idol Salt Lake auditions (originally from Hollywood) gave me goosebumps. Even if she doesn't win Idol (and maybe preferably so), I'd check out her album in a heartbeat.

Watch the video here:
http://tv.popcrunch.com/megan-corkrey-american-idol-salt-lake-city-audition-video/

Listening to Watchmen
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So I went on a bit of a scavenger hunt this evening to hunt down all the tracks from the Watchmen Motion Picture Soundtrack.  The track-listing is as follows:

1. "Desolation Row" - My Chemical Romance 
2. "Unforgettable" - Nat King Cole 
3. "The Times They Are A-Changin'" - Bob Dylan 
4. "The Sound of Silence" - Simon & Garfunkel 
5. "Me & Bobby McGee" - Janis Joplin 
6. "I'm Your Boogie Man" - KC & The Sunshine Band 
7. "You're My Thrill" - Billie Holiday 
8. "Pruit Igoe" and "Prophecies" - The Philip Glass Ensemble 
9. "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen 
10. "All Along the Watchtower" - Jimi Hendrix 
11. "Ride of the Valkyries" - Budapest Symphony Orchestra 
12. "Pirate Jenny" - Nina Simone

Bloody FANSTASTIC, really!  Hauntingly cool mood music... the least impressive of all these is probably the My Chemical Romance song, though I'm sure it will grow on me soon enough.  So do yourself a favor and check out this chillingly cool compilation of older tunes!


Kristen Bell + Craig Ferguson = Magic.
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See video below:


"Next, Tim struggles with Esther's feminist agenda..."
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Oh, Wife Swap... how I adore thee.

My addiction began, oh, probably a year ago, maybe less, but once I started watching, I couldn't stop. I would sit in front of the TV with some wine and cigarettes, finding myself completely wrapped up in the sagas.

Essentially, every episode is the same. (Liberal mom vs conservative mom, crazy mom vs sane mom, etc.) The latest episode from Friday featured Plastic Mom vs. Feminist Mom. And though the structure never changes much, I must say I am sometimes surprised (and thoroughly entertained, of course) by some of the things that they come up with. For instance, on this week's episode, Feminist Mom made Mr. Plastic clean the kitchen while wearing "hooker boots".... amazing television. And as always, everyone learns a lesson in the end. :)

Find one of my all-time favorite clips from Wife Swap below, from the Myers/Sutton episode...


Why is SCRUBS so fucking good?... (at making me cry!?!)
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Okay, so I watched my DVR'ed episodes of the new season of SCRUBS last night.  I felt nostalgic in a way - I don't know how long it's been since I've seen a NEW episode run... it's been at least a couple/few years.

The first episode was nice, mostly a "welcome back" for everyone.  The second however, "My Last Words" - was one of those episodes that got the tears rolling right at the very end.  With a perfect "epiphany theme" choice (Death Cab for Cutie - "I Will Follow You Into the Dark") and the sharp dialogue/monologue, heartful characters and quality acting - and a flare gun - tears started streaming down my face...   SCRUBS is better at gripping me like this than GREY'S ANATOMY has ever been.

Bottom line, I look forward to the rest of this new season!  (And weeping accordingly.)

The Real World: Brooklyn
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Okay, so I admit, I let myself fall into this shit. How can I not?!! RW's first transgender roomie (always pushing the envelope, kudos for that), cute guys, and odd homoerotic moments.

Tonight we met a Mormon boy from Salt Lake, who set my gaydar off immediately. However, he's "not gay" but "metrosexual, and it's not a sin" he sings back to the Gettysburg boy in a very awkward moment...

I can't help it! I truly love this show, as much as I hate it. I have a feeling this will be one of the seasons I get engrossed in, as it's sure to be great for generating discussion about gay and transgendered people. It's bound to get interesting!

Happy New Year!
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Hooray for democracy! :)

Sorry there's not much posted here ... that should change soon.

For now, check out http://www.towleroad.com for some great blog snippets and news.

Peace and love,
-hayson

Little Boxes...
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When Showtime series Weeds starts its second season Aug. 14, the familiar “Little Boxes” theme song by Melvina Reynolds will be performed by a new voice. In fact, each show will feature a different artist covering the opening song.

Death Cab For Cutie, Regina Spektor, Elvis Costello and Jenny Lewis will all take a stab at the tune.

Other artists set to cover "Little Boxes" include:

Tim DeLaughter of the Polyphonic Spree
Tom Maxwell and Ken Mosher of Squirrel Nut Zippers
Engelbert Humperdinck
Ozomatli
McGarrigle Sisters

Source: Paste Magazine Online
Weeds Soundtrack on iTunes

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